I Was Born In ’81 I Am Not Old…Am I? UH-OH (LOL)

Posted: August 24, 2013 in LIFE
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By Jason Sutcliffe

Okay straight to the point, I am getting old! I am not old yet, but I am well on my way. How do I know?

1) I am closer to 40 than 20 that is never a good sign.

2) When I listen to the radio retro hour is everything I grew up on in middle school.

3) When someone says anything about ten years ago I automatically think of the 90’s not 2003.

4) When I see what the in style is now, I am not willing to do it—ever! Skinny jeans look ridiculous, the same way my sagged out jeans looked ridiculous to my parents when I was a kid. That is a bad sign.

5) The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air is 44—WTF!!

6) When I was talking about 9/11 in my college class and the class was just staring at me I quickly realized they were between 6-8 years old when that happened, and I was 20—uh oh!

7) Salt and Pepper is not a rap group it is my hair colour

8) I graduated high school 14 years ago.

9) When I get down on all fours to fix something, I make weird noises when I get up.

10) My knees make noises, and I am not even doing anything.

11) When I finished my run last week a teenager asked me, “how do you stay in that kinda shape at your age.”

12) My favourite athletes are 5 to 10 years younger than me.

13) Tupac died 17 years ago—No f#%&ing way.

14) Michael Jordan and Wayne Gretzky are both in their 50’s

15) I am no longer wise beyond my years. I am just wise.

To everyone born in the early 80’s it is true we are not old yet, but we are well on our way.

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